What If Your Website Was a Fast Food Restaurant?

Let’s be honest — some websites are built to serve, and others are built to scare. If you’ve ever clicked a link and instantly felt like you entered the digital version of a gas station hot dog stand, you know what we mean.

We design sites for small and mid-sized local businesses that work — but just for fun, let’s take a detour. If your website was a fast food joint… which one would it be?

🍔 The 10-Second Load Time: Taco Bell at 2am

We’ve all been there. You’re hungry, desperate, and willing to risk it all for a Crunchwrap. That’s your site when it takes forever to load.

Visitors think: “This might be amazing… or I might get a virus.”

Fix it: Speed sells. A fast site builds trust, just like a drive-thru that doesn’t make you question your life choices.

🍟 Confusing Navigation: Waffle House Without a Menu

Waffle House is great — if you already know what you want. But your website shouldn’t expect psychic powers.

If your visitors can’t find what they need in 5 seconds, they’re out.

Fix it: Clear menus, logical layout. Make your homepage the hashbrowns — smothered, covered, and easy to love.

🥶 Outdated Design: Hardee’s at 3pm

You pull up and wonder: Is this place open? Is that a tumbleweed in the drive-thru?

If your site still looks like it was built when MySpace was cool, folks assume you’ve closed shop.

Fix it: A modern design builds credibility. You're not old school — you’re just stuck in Internet 2008. Let’s change that.

🚫 No Mobile Version: A Sit-Down Buffet with No To-Go Option

Imagine forcing someone to eat inside when they clearly need to hit the road. That’s your website with no mobile responsiveness.

Fix it: Over 60% of web traffic is mobile. If your site doesn’t play nice with phones, it’s turning customers away.

🌟 The Chick-fil-A Experience: Smooth, Friendly, Efficient

Now this is the goal.

Fast, clean, easy to understand, and everyone leaves saying “My pleasure.”

Your site should:

Load quickly

Look great on any device

Have clear calls to action

Feel custom, not templated

Serve up exactly what your audience needs

Final Thought:

At Stone Age Web, we’re not a giant chain trying to crank out frozen designs. We’re more like your favorite locally owned barbecue joint — custom, reliable, and built with pride.

If your website is currently the Taco Bell at 2am, give us a call. We’ll turn it into the Chick-fil-A of your industry (but open on Sundays).

Want a custom website that doesn’t give customers digital indigestion?

👉 Let’s Talk — Contact Stone Age Web